I figured out how to make Mommy's fancy pillow lay flat so I could lay on it. If I scramble and play around the bottom of it and push on it with my paws or pull on the tassels, it lays flat for me. Then I climb on it and curl up on the velvety soft part so I look very royal. The tassles make this pillow very special and regal looking--perfect for a kitten princess to lay on. And they're fun for playing with even though Mommy scowls at me when I do it.
None of the big kitties do this, so I must be special to have figured it out. That must mean I have royal brains just right for ruling my kingdom. I think all the big kitties are my subjects. Whenever I want them to leave a warm spot I tell them I want it by biting them on the neck. They obey me and leave so I can have the warm spot. That MUST mean that I am their ruler.
Being a kitten princess is very hard work that makes me tired and kinda sleepy. Good thing I'm on my royal pillow because it's also good for napping.
Doesn't the green of my royal pillow look lovely next to my royal spots and stripes? I am an exotic looking kitten princess. On my royal pillow, I can even look fancy, exotic, and royally lovely while I'm sleeping!
I heard that all royalty have distinct and noble profiles. I think my profile is very noble. I also heard that in Egypt cats were pretty special. I think my profile looks like one of those special Egyptian kitties. That MUST make me a princess!
Okay, I'm tired. I need to take my royal nap now.